Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast was taped in Culver City, California on September 10th, but it’s set to air on the 19th. That happens to be the same night that Ashton Kutcher makes his debut on Charlie’s former show, Two And A Half Men.
Charlie said that he “never realized how f***ed up” he was until he got Roasted. He was picked apart on the show for his antics with prostitutes, his drug addiction issues and his family life.
Seth MacFarlane said, “You’ve seen him on TV. You’ve seen him in movies. And if you are a prostitute, you have seen him point a gun at your head.”
When referring to Charlie’s ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, being in attendance, he said, “She’s here voluntarily, no one put a knife to her throat.”
Kate Walsh added, “Charlie is an amazing medical specimen. I guess that’s what comes from waking up at the crack of crack.”
Jon Lovitz also added, “How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.”
Amy Schumer poked fun at Charlie, by saying, “Just like Bruce Willis, you were big in the eighties and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.”
At the end of the night, Charlie said, “Wow, what a night. Until tonight, I never realised how f***ed up I was. All this time I thought I was just having fun. The thing is once again, I come out unscathed. You can’t hurt me. Hell, I can’t even hurt me. Drugs couldn’t kill me. Sex couldn’t kill me. The press couldn’t kill me. ‘Two and a Half Men’ couldn’t kill me. Did you really think your little jokes were going to kill me? I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won. This roast may be over, but I’m Charlie Sheen. In here burns an internal fire. I just have to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe.”
Ann-Margret
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